1 00:00:05,067 --> 00:00:06,067 What's the number? 2 00:00:06,137 --> 00:00:07,861 1-200-wok-kwik. 3 00:00:07,999 --> 00:00:09,862 1-200... 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,794 Wok. W-o-k... 5 00:00:15,036 --> 00:00:16,277 There's no "q." 6 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,277 It's with a "kw." 7 00:00:18,416 --> 00:00:25,141 Kwick. Uh, K-W-I-C-K. 8 00:00:25,279 --> 00:00:28,177 K-W-I-K. No "C." 9 00:00:28,315 --> 00:00:30,004 Okay, so how is this faster? 10 00:00:44,352 --> 00:00:48,664 ♪ Tell me why I love you like I do 11 00:00:48,802 --> 00:00:51,734 ♪ Tell me who can stop my heart" 12 00:00:51,872 --> 00:00:53,389 ♪ As much as you 13 00:00:53,527 --> 00:00:57,459 ♪ Tell me all your secrets and I'll tell you most of mine 14 00:00:57,597 --> 00:00:59,356 ♪ They say nobody's perfect 15 00:00:59,495 --> 00:01:01,840 ♪ Well, that's really true this time 16 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:06,013 ♪ 'Cause I don't have the answers I don't have a plan 17 00:01:06,151 --> 00:01:07,910 ♪ All I have is you 18 00:01:08,048 --> 00:01:10,186 ♪ So, baby, help me understand 19 00:01:10,324 --> 00:01:11,980 ♪ What we do 20 00:01:12,118 --> 00:01:14,118 ♪ You can whisper in my ear 21 00:01:14,256 --> 00:01:16,015 ♪ Where we go 22 00:01:16,153 --> 00:01:18,602 ♪ Who knows what happens after here 23 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:20,671 ♪ Let's take each other's hand 24 00:01:20,809 --> 00:01:24,948 ♪ And jump into the final frontier 25 00:01:26,432 --> 00:01:28,018 ♪ The final frontier ♪ 26 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:37,744 You know what? Here's a memo to sharper image. 27 00:01:37,882 --> 00:01:40,504 Nobody needs a $6,000 gumball machine. 28 00:01:43,401 --> 00:01:47,367 When the electric bill comes in bright red ink, that's bad, right? 29 00:01:47,506 --> 00:01:49,851 Generally speaking, that's not... good. 30 00:01:49,989 --> 00:01:51,334 Hey, guess what? 31 00:01:51,472 --> 00:01:52,541 I thought you paid this. 32 00:01:53,403 --> 00:01:54,679 I'm a genius. 33 00:01:54,817 --> 00:01:57,025 "Interruption in service if not paid by the 9th?" 34 00:01:57,162 --> 00:01:58,439 That's today. 35 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,346 Sweetie, you know the Vandergraft Foundation? No. 36 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:03,923 Yes, you do. Every year they give out the genius awards. 37 00:02:04,786 --> 00:02:05,855 Never heard of them. 38 00:02:08,062 --> 00:02:09,269 Well, be that as it may, 39 00:02:09,407 --> 00:02:11,442 they have reviewed my body of work, 40 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:13,028 including my latest film, Buchman, 41 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,891 and they have decided... I'm a genius. 42 00:02:16,029 --> 00:02:17,513 You're married to a genius, 43 00:02:17,651 --> 00:02:19,409 Hence, I am... a genius. 44 00:02:21,134 --> 00:02:22,548 That's great, sweetie. 45 00:02:22,686 --> 00:02:25,042 "That's great, sweetie." That's what you have to say about that? 46 00:02:25,066 --> 00:02:28,386 You're gonna be a genius fumbling around in the dark if you don't pay this by today. 47 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,147 What would I have to do to impress you at this point? 48 00:02:32,723 --> 00:02:35,448 Oh, I think it got a little bit cooler. 49 00:02:35,586 --> 00:02:37,321 I don't think you understand the full magnitude. 50 00:02:37,345 --> 00:02:40,345 I think it's a little too cold for a walk in the park with just your jacket. 51 00:02:40,379 --> 00:02:41,932 What do you think, Mabel? 52 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:45,105 A genius right here in your lobby. 53 00:02:45,243 --> 00:02:49,451 Maybe we need to try to put on a little sweater underneath your jacket. 54 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:53,831 What do you think? What did we talk about before about layers? 55 00:02:53,969 --> 00:02:56,329 She doesn't completely understand you. You know that, right? 56 00:02:56,418 --> 00:02:59,694 It doesn't matter. Every time you talk to a child, their brain grows. 57 00:02:59,832 --> 00:03:01,557 You know what? That's probably true. 58 00:03:01,695 --> 00:03:03,868 Think of how much my mother talks, look at my brains. 59 00:03:05,213 --> 00:03:07,041 Hey, Patrick, be careful! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 60 00:03:07,179 --> 00:03:08,317 Be careful. Watch. 61 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:09,973 I want a banana. 62 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:11,766 Sorry to be taking over the lobby. 63 00:03:11,904 --> 00:03:12,904 That's okay. 64 00:03:12,973 --> 00:03:14,111 Have a cracker. 65 00:03:14,733 --> 00:03:15,974 Hi. I'm Sarah Mckay. 66 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,112 Hi. Hi. 67 00:03:17,216 --> 00:03:18,216 This is my gang. 68 00:03:18,354 --> 00:03:19,468 I'm Jamie. This is Paul Buchman. 69 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:20,492 We're in 11-D. 70 00:03:20,561 --> 00:03:21,631 Hello. Hi. 71 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,355 Nice to meet you. This is little Mabel. 72 00:03:23,493 --> 00:03:25,700 Wow, she's really bundled up there. 73 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:28,278 Well, it's gonna go into the 40s later... cooler at the shore. 74 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:29,977 Mom! 75 00:03:30,115 --> 00:03:31,115 Tell me you have help. 76 00:03:31,219 --> 00:03:32,909 Yeah. 77 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:35,438 We have a daddy, but he moved to Seattle with his masseuse, Daphne. 78 00:03:35,462 --> 00:03:36,462 Okay, sweetheart. 79 00:03:37,324 --> 00:03:38,324 Sorry. 80 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:39,601 Hey, sweetie, there you go. 81 00:03:39,739 --> 00:03:41,704 Wow, I've never seen one of those before. 82 00:03:41,842 --> 00:03:44,118 Yep. They're pictures of the U.S. Presidents, 83 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:46,268 and when you spin 'em, they play their famous speeches. 84 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:47,292 Really? 85 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,430 Cool. 86 00:03:48,568 --> 00:03:50,396 Never too early for a history lesson, right? 87 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:51,810 Yeah. Whatever. 88 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,052 Mabel likes Ike. 89 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,190 And yet, ironically, she voted for Stevenson, so... 90 00:03:59,019 --> 00:04:00,271 Would you like the name of the catalog? 91 00:04:00,295 --> 00:04:01,537 Okay, sure. 92 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:02,916 Great, pen. Do you have a pen? 93 00:04:03,054 --> 00:04:06,261 Wait a minute. I never leave home without a crayon. 94 00:04:06,399 --> 00:04:07,607 Oh, great. Um... 95 00:04:07,745 --> 00:04:09,124 Paper's another thing. 96 00:04:09,262 --> 00:04:11,608 Just a second, I must have something in here. 97 00:04:12,849 --> 00:04:13,953 Claire, look, your banana. 98 00:04:15,092 --> 00:04:16,505 Okay, but you know what? 99 00:04:16,643 --> 00:04:19,575 Here's a check, and my phone number's on the front. 100 00:04:19,713 --> 00:04:23,058 Great. Oh, look, you got the bighorn sheep. 101 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,476 Remember how much I wanted those. 102 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,819 Not a day goes by. 103 00:04:27,715 --> 00:04:29,612 Okay, gang, come on. We're outta here. 104 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,243 Okay, well, I'll call you this afternoon. 105 00:04:31,267 --> 00:04:32,405 Terrific. Okay. 106 00:04:32,544 --> 00:04:34,268 Very nice to meet you all. Yeah, even you. 107 00:04:34,406 --> 00:04:36,027 Mommy, it's cold! 108 00:04:36,165 --> 00:04:37,786 Oh, come on. It's good for you. 109 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,856 Wow. 110 00:04:41,994 --> 00:04:43,478 Yeah. 111 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:47,202 All right, so that's, like, us in six or seven years, knock wood. 112 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:49,582 Hah! Not quite. Why not? 113 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,400 Hopefully you will not be living in another city with your masseuse, 114 00:04:54,135 --> 00:04:57,619 and I will not be feeding our underdressed children linty crackers. 115 00:04:58,481 --> 00:04:59,653 Yeah, but besides that. 116 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:01,723 All right. Get the door, Einstein. 117 00:05:08,173 --> 00:05:10,069 Don't say it if you don't mean it. 118 00:05:16,002 --> 00:05:17,451 You? Yep. 119 00:05:17,589 --> 00:05:19,693 A genius award? That's right, my friend. 120 00:05:20,038 --> 00:05:21,107 Come on. 121 00:05:22,659 --> 00:05:24,659 Does it not say it right there on the paper? 122 00:05:24,797 --> 00:05:27,357 Well, there's got to be some kind of clerical error or something. 123 00:05:27,384 --> 00:05:29,833 Well, it's perfectly conceivable. 124 00:05:31,143 --> 00:05:32,663 I mean, somewhere somebody in the world 125 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:35,110 has got to be a genius, right? 126 00:05:35,248 --> 00:05:37,638 So... Who's to say that I couldn't be a genius? There's no reason. 127 00:05:37,662 --> 00:05:39,222 You're a big genius. Give me that thing. 128 00:05:39,283 --> 00:05:40,352 It seems to be stuck. 129 00:05:40,491 --> 00:05:41,525 Give me that! 130 00:05:42,836 --> 00:05:43,974 Genius. 131 00:05:44,112 --> 00:05:46,492 Okay. Just so happens very often, you know, 132 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:49,182 geniuses are not necessarily skilled at menial tasks. 133 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,389 Yeah, uh-huh. 134 00:05:50,527 --> 00:05:52,114 That's true. You know Mozart? 135 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,355 Very skilled at the piano. 136 00:05:53,494 --> 00:05:54,666 Constantly losing his flute. 137 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:58,840 Ma, dad, hi, it's me. 138 00:05:58,978 --> 00:06:00,668 Sorry I missed you. Just called to say, 139 00:06:00,805 --> 00:06:03,082 you know, nothing. To say hi. How you doing? 140 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:05,944 And, uh, tell you I'm a genius, so call me. 141 00:06:07,462 --> 00:06:09,187 Geez, okay, Pauly, so great, man, 142 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:10,819 all we gotta do is get your "okay" on this 143 00:06:10,843 --> 00:06:12,463 and we are done, my friend. 144 00:06:12,601 --> 00:06:14,050 Uh, okay, good, just a second. 145 00:06:14,188 --> 00:06:16,120 Debbie? Hi, it's me. 146 00:06:16,258 --> 00:06:19,361 Uh, just wanted to know when I was at your house last week, 147 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,166 did I, by any chance, leave my windbreaker? 148 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:23,017 It's a blue windbreaker with a plaid lining. 149 00:06:23,155 --> 00:06:25,477 I wanted to ask you that. And what else did I want to tell you? 150 00:06:25,501 --> 00:06:27,501 Oh, yeah, I'm a genius, too. All right, so call me. 151 00:06:28,881 --> 00:06:29,881 Geez, Pauly, please. 152 00:06:29,950 --> 00:06:31,190 Oh, let me enjoy it, would you? 153 00:06:31,295 --> 00:06:33,917 How often does a person get this kind of recognition? 154 00:06:34,055 --> 00:06:35,951 All right, but look. How about this poster, huh? 155 00:06:36,089 --> 00:06:37,365 It turned out great, didn't it? 156 00:06:38,745 --> 00:06:39,781 It's all right. 157 00:06:41,194 --> 00:06:43,264 It's exactly what we said. 158 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:47,334 You know, it is, but I'm just looking at it now with fresh eyes 159 00:06:47,472 --> 00:06:48,989 and just rolling it around my brain. 160 00:06:50,334 --> 00:06:52,134 I'm wondering if we can't beat the theme line. 161 00:06:52,266 --> 00:06:53,853 "Buchman: come meet the family." 162 00:06:53,991 --> 00:06:55,405 It's a terrific theme line. 163 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:56,680 Eh! 164 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,094 What? 165 00:06:58,232 --> 00:07:00,095 It's fantastic. It tells what the movie is. 166 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:01,751 It's inviting. It's clear. 167 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,440 Ah... What? 168 00:07:05,062 --> 00:07:06,925 Is it genius? 169 00:07:07,063 --> 00:07:08,659 Come on. What are you say... are you serious? 170 00:07:08,683 --> 00:07:10,729 Well, I, you know, let me just... Off the top of my head. 171 00:07:10,753 --> 00:07:12,719 Let me just spitball a little bit, all right? 172 00:07:12,857 --> 00:07:14,109 Run this right by you. All right? 173 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:15,616 Here we go. Buchman family tree. 174 00:07:15,754 --> 00:07:18,514 I'm proposing Buchman: from a single leaf. 175 00:07:20,721 --> 00:07:21,721 Yes. 176 00:07:21,790 --> 00:07:24,273 Just... just that. From a single leaf. 177 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:25,860 Buchman: from a single leaf. What? 178 00:07:25,998 --> 00:07:27,664 From a single leaf. Tree, leaf, tree, leaf. 179 00:07:27,688 --> 00:07:29,206 Tree to leaf. Tree... it's a leaf! 180 00:07:29,343 --> 00:07:30,906 From a single Buchman immigrant comes all this. 181 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,378 It has to be clear, okay? 182 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:34,724 It has to explain exactly what the movie is. 183 00:07:34,862 --> 00:07:37,217 Well, I'm just trying to think if we can't do something a little spe... 184 00:07:37,241 --> 00:07:38,281 All right, how about this? 185 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:39,415 What? 186 00:07:40,657 --> 00:07:42,140 Just now. 187 00:07:42,278 --> 00:07:45,174 Buchman: a few droplets in the rain barrel of humanity. 188 00:07:46,658 --> 00:07:48,968 You got the rain. You got humanity. Everything is there. 189 00:07:49,106 --> 00:07:51,211 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 190 00:07:51,349 --> 00:07:53,211 Clear! Clear! 191 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:56,694 Apollo 13. Houston, we have a problem. 192 00:07:56,832 --> 00:07:58,868 All right. Okay. All right. 193 00:07:59,006 --> 00:08:00,937 Again. Just came to me. Ready? 194 00:08:01,075 --> 00:08:03,155 Yeah. From me to you. I'm giving it to you right now. 195 00:08:03,627 --> 00:08:04,627 Buchman... 196 00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:08,732 Where does it go? What does it mean? 197 00:08:13,905 --> 00:08:15,803 Hey, how about this? 198 00:08:15,941 --> 00:08:18,458 Buchman: "for external use only." 199 00:08:24,943 --> 00:08:26,150 Hey. Hey. 200 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,495 Sorry to bother you. No. 201 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:28,737 I need that check back. 202 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,496 Oh, okay. It's my last one. 203 00:08:30,633 --> 00:08:31,772 Wee! 204 00:08:31,909 --> 00:08:34,531 No, Claire, no, hon, that's for the firemen. 205 00:08:34,669 --> 00:08:36,324 All right. Hey, Sarah. Hello. 206 00:08:36,462 --> 00:08:38,129 All right. We're all set tomorrow at Chez Philip. 207 00:08:38,153 --> 00:08:39,704 You, me, mom, dad, Ira, Deb. 208 00:08:39,842 --> 00:08:40,882 Little celebration dinner. 209 00:08:41,015 --> 00:08:42,015 What are you celebrating? 210 00:08:42,119 --> 00:08:43,671 Oh, I just won a little award 211 00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:45,534 from the Vandergraft Foundation. 212 00:08:45,672 --> 00:08:47,120 What, a genius award? 213 00:08:47,258 --> 00:08:49,017 Do they call it that? I was not aware. 214 00:08:49,155 --> 00:08:50,189 That's really great. 215 00:08:50,327 --> 00:08:51,327 Well, you know. Whatever. 216 00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:52,742 Ow! 217 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:53,915 Ow! 218 00:08:54,052 --> 00:08:56,088 Ow! 219 00:08:56,226 --> 00:08:57,329 You don't want to know. 220 00:08:57,847 --> 00:08:58,847 Okay, here you go. 221 00:08:58,985 --> 00:09:00,158 Okay. Well, thanks. 222 00:09:00,296 --> 00:09:01,434 Okay. Okay. 223 00:09:01,572 --> 00:09:02,710 See you later. 224 00:09:02,848 --> 00:09:05,642 You know, I have these four tickets 225 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,204 to the New York liberty game tonight. 226 00:09:07,228 --> 00:09:09,505 Is that something you would be interested in, 227 00:09:09,643 --> 00:09:10,843 or are you sick of me already? 228 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:11,919 No, we'd love that! 229 00:09:12,023 --> 00:09:13,264 We love the WNBA. 230 00:09:13,402 --> 00:09:15,920 You know who loves women's basketball? My cousin, Ira. 231 00:09:16,058 --> 00:09:17,724 Okay, Sarah, I don't know if this is anything 232 00:09:17,748 --> 00:09:18,862 you'd be interested in, but... 233 00:09:18,886 --> 00:09:20,611 If he's straight, I'm in. 234 00:09:20,749 --> 00:09:21,887 Wow! Really? 235 00:09:22,577 --> 00:09:24,266 Paul, what do you think? 236 00:09:24,404 --> 00:09:25,681 I think he's straight. 237 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:27,416 I mean about the two of them. 238 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,440 Oh, yeah. Oh, definitely. 239 00:09:28,544 --> 00:09:29,864 Excellent. It'll be a double-date. 240 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:31,441 Oh, don't call it that though. No. 241 00:09:31,579 --> 00:09:32,579 Okay, it's not a date. 242 00:09:32,648 --> 00:09:33,831 No, it is, but don't call it that 243 00:09:33,855 --> 00:09:35,135 'cause it makes everybody crazy. 244 00:09:35,235 --> 00:09:36,822 You're right. No date. 245 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:40,270 Oh, oh, Nora, sweetie. 246 00:09:40,408 --> 00:09:42,099 Nora, that's okay. 247 00:09:42,237 --> 00:09:44,030 It's okay. You just got scared. 248 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:45,755 You got scared 'cause the doggy barked. 249 00:09:45,893 --> 00:09:48,134 The only way the doggy can communicate with you 250 00:09:48,272 --> 00:09:49,583 is to bark. Jamie! 251 00:09:51,756 --> 00:09:52,756 See you at 7:00. 252 00:09:57,343 --> 00:09:58,861 Okay, these four. 253 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,941 What, are you kidding me? How did you get these seats? 254 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:03,379 Well, actually, I do media relations for the team. 255 00:10:03,517 --> 00:10:06,000 Well, hosanna, hosanna, hosanna to you. 256 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,311 Stop it. Sit down. 257 00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:11,554 Hey, I don't sit this close at pickup games at the Y. 258 00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:14,624 It's like a totally different game from this distance. 259 00:10:14,762 --> 00:10:16,900 It's incredible. You can see their facial expressions. 260 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,451 Rebecca Lobo! 261 00:10:18,556 --> 00:10:19,970 Yeah. Wow! 262 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:21,246 She's pretty, too. 263 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:25,040 Who is that? Hey, is that Fyvush Finkel? 264 00:10:25,178 --> 00:10:26,454 Oh, yeah, he's a fan. 265 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:27,627 Huh. 266 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:29,285 Yeah, we don't get the Jack Nicholson's 267 00:10:29,385 --> 00:10:31,465 or the Spike Lee's just yet, but we're getting there. 268 00:10:31,868 --> 00:10:33,007 Is that Rupaul? 269 00:10:33,662 --> 00:10:34,904 Maybe. 270 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:37,180 Wow! If that's him, she looks great. 271 00:10:37,318 --> 00:10:39,732 I'm telling you, that guy is a genius. 272 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,319 All right, if you overuse the word, 273 00:10:42,457 --> 00:10:44,216 all you do is diminish its meaning. 274 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:45,607 Oh, do you want to meet Bella Abzug? 275 00:10:45,631 --> 00:10:47,631 Yes. Okay, be right back? 276 00:10:47,769 --> 00:10:48,872 All righty. 277 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:50,217 Oh, nice. 278 00:10:50,355 --> 00:10:51,987 Hey, have I been watching too many Disney films, 279 00:10:52,011 --> 00:10:53,011 Or is he just dreamy? 280 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,564 Oh, probably both. 281 00:10:56,357 --> 00:10:59,875 Tell you, Pauly, there is something about an athletic woman, you know? 282 00:11:00,013 --> 00:11:02,531 Just stop right there, would you? Don't even go there. 283 00:11:02,669 --> 00:11:05,290 These women are 11 feet taller than you. 284 00:11:05,428 --> 00:11:08,050 So what? Maybe they prefer a more petite man. 285 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:11,913 Why? 286 00:11:12,051 --> 00:11:14,499 Why would they prefer a petite man? 287 00:11:14,638 --> 00:11:16,258 Because it makes them feel more powerful. 288 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,948 They already have their power. 289 00:11:19,086 --> 00:11:20,293 She could kill you. 290 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,571 I know. I love that. 291 00:11:23,018 --> 00:11:24,018 Hi. 292 00:11:24,122 --> 00:11:25,536 Hey. How was Bella? 293 00:11:25,674 --> 00:11:28,710 Great and we met Rick Springfield. 294 00:11:28,848 --> 00:11:29,848 Wow! 295 00:11:31,676 --> 00:11:33,894 Hey, Rebecca. REBECCA: Hey, Sarah, how's it going? 296 00:11:33,918 --> 00:11:35,480 Great. I want you to meet some friends of mine. 297 00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:37,263 Good luck, tonight. We're big fans. 298 00:11:37,401 --> 00:11:38,961 Oh, yeah, actually, as a matter of fact, 299 00:11:40,022 --> 00:11:42,023 I am loco for Lobo. 300 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,160 Thank you. 301 00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:44,851 Or if you will... crazy for the wolf. 302 00:11:44,989 --> 00:11:45,989 I understand. 303 00:11:46,058 --> 00:11:47,138 You have a great game, huh? 304 00:11:47,162 --> 00:11:48,197 Thanks. I'll try. 305 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,369 Okay. I enjoyed that. 306 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,646 She's lovely, isn't she? 307 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:54,750 Yes, she is. 308 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,268 Ladies and gentlemen, 309 00:11:56,406 --> 00:12:00,096 it's time to welcome your New York Liberty! 310 00:12:01,234 --> 00:12:02,993 Hey, Lobo! 311 00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:04,407 I got next! 312 00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:14,559 All right, let me try this. 313 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:15,583 What? 314 00:12:15,721 --> 00:12:18,100 Buchman. Family. Just add water. 315 00:12:19,445 --> 00:12:20,445 What? 316 00:12:20,514 --> 00:12:21,732 You just add water because when you 317 00:12:21,756 --> 00:12:23,343 bring an immigrant across water, 318 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,343 you get a whole new family history. 319 00:12:26,688 --> 00:12:28,827 Who exactly did you beat out for this award? 320 00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:33,552 That was fun, the game. 321 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:34,932 Yeah, it was. 322 00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:36,795 Where did you disappear to afterwards? 323 00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:39,209 Well, little errands. Little errand I had to run. 324 00:12:39,347 --> 00:12:40,727 What kind of little errand? 325 00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:43,072 A little phone number I had to get. 326 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,934 Whose phone number? Sarah's? 327 00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:48,038 Little Rebecca Lobo phone number. 328 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,073 Get out of here! 329 00:12:50,211 --> 00:12:52,729 Hey, hey, hey. Read it and yearn. 330 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:55,799 You blew off your date to get another woman's phone number? 331 00:12:55,937 --> 00:12:57,523 My date? Who was my date? 332 00:12:58,627 --> 00:13:00,972 Sarah? The woman who sat next to you 333 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:04,180 and laughed at every marginally funny thing you said for three hours. 334 00:13:04,939 --> 00:13:06,215 She was my date? 335 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,633 We didn't tell you it was a date 336 00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:09,319 because she didn't want it to be awkward. 337 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,388 Well, congratulations. I was totally comfortable. 338 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,676 You know, you got to tell a person when they're on a date, don't you? 339 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,218 Well, we foolishly figured 340 00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:20,011 that you could cull it from the context. 341 00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:22,608 What do you want from me? You know, me and Sarah, we didn't connect. 342 00:13:22,632 --> 00:13:25,806 You started to before you went loco for Lobo. 343 00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:28,807 No more than she went ballistic for Buchman. 344 00:13:28,945 --> 00:13:30,152 Uh-huh. 345 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:32,531 You just can't stand in the way of chemistry, James. 346 00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:34,566 You and Rebecca Lobo... a perfect match. 347 00:13:34,704 --> 00:13:35,739 Well, you never know. 348 00:13:35,877 --> 00:13:37,947 We had a terrific conversation, she and I. 349 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,365 I learned a great deal about her. 350 00:13:39,463 --> 00:13:40,947 She got her degree in poli-sci. 351 00:13:41,085 --> 00:13:43,086 Her father's father is from Cuba. 352 00:13:43,224 --> 00:13:45,569 She's, uh, an avid golfer, a voracious reader, 353 00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:48,018 and, uh, her dislikes include rude people, 354 00:13:48,156 --> 00:13:50,190 ceiling fans, and polka music. 355 00:13:52,053 --> 00:13:53,536 Okay. Okay. 356 00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:56,364 Here it is. Buchman: when you look in the mirror 357 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,778 and there's no one there, 358 00:13:58,434 --> 00:13:59,434 how come that is? 359 00:14:09,368 --> 00:14:11,126 I'm gonna kill her. I'm sorry. 360 00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:13,265 I'm gonna kill Rebecca Lobo. I'm so sorry. 361 00:14:13,402 --> 00:14:15,749 I'm gonna look her in the kneecap, 362 00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:17,403 and I'm gonna say, "What gives?" 363 00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,370 I'm really sorry this happened. 364 00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:21,577 She saw me with him. 365 00:14:21,715 --> 00:14:23,543 I introduced her to him. 366 00:14:23,682 --> 00:14:26,509 Mom, James and the Giant Peachsucks. 367 00:14:27,544 --> 00:14:28,855 We can always turn it off. 368 00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:30,441 No! No! 369 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,822 Boy, they sure like their TV, huh? 370 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,649 Oh, thank god. 371 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,616 You know, Paul and I were thinking it might be better 372 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,685 if Mabel actually didn't watch any TV at all. 373 00:14:45,514 --> 00:14:46,894 Nope. You're absolutely right. 374 00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:49,894 We'll talk when she's four. 375 00:14:52,411 --> 00:14:53,964 I mean, she sees that I'm with a guy. 376 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,999 You know, what's she thinking? 377 00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:57,689 I know. I know, sweetie. 378 00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:59,448 I know you want your music box. 379 00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:01,897 I know. I see that you're frustrated. 380 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,001 It must be very hard. 381 00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:05,483 What do you say to them 382 00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:06,982 when they just fixate on one thing, 383 00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:08,945 and you want to give it to them, but you can't? 384 00:15:09,002 --> 00:15:10,968 I say, "Get over it," but that's just me. 385 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,530 Can I impose on you for just a little while 386 00:15:14,554 --> 00:15:15,659 to watch the kids? 387 00:15:15,797 --> 00:15:17,004 Sure. Where you going? 388 00:15:17,141 --> 00:15:19,073 I'm going to get me a stepladder 389 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,211 and give Ms. Lobo a piece of my mind. 390 00:15:21,349 --> 00:15:23,247 Are you sure that's a good idea? 391 00:15:23,385 --> 00:15:24,799 I'm sure. 392 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,421 I just... I couldn't watch that anymore. 393 00:15:39,113 --> 00:15:40,733 Way to go, baby! 394 00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:43,976 Hey, you're with Rebecca? 395 00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:45,355 Yeah. Oh, hi, I'm Jim. 396 00:15:45,493 --> 00:15:46,770 I'm with Cindy Billups. 397 00:15:46,908 --> 00:15:47,908 Ira, how you doing? 398 00:15:48,011 --> 00:15:49,667 Hey, I'm Tony. I'm with Peggy Hughes. 399 00:15:49,804 --> 00:15:50,909 Tony, what's up? 400 00:15:51,046 --> 00:15:52,766 All right. Daniel, I'm with Slippy Hardaway. 401 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,012 Daniel, how's it going? 402 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:55,989 I'm just praying we can hang on and win this thing. 403 00:15:56,013 --> 00:15:57,013 Yeah. Me, too. 404 00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:02,645 Hey, did the girls say they're playing golf tomorrow? 405 00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:04,463 I think so. Yeah. 406 00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:08,084 Slippy and I haven't had any alone time in, like, weeks. 407 00:16:08,809 --> 00:16:10,016 Talk to me, boyfriend. 408 00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:13,430 Rebecca Lobo at the line. 409 00:16:13,879 --> 00:16:15,086 Two Shots. 410 00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:17,293 Eddie, Eddie, guess what? 411 00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:19,329 I spoke to Rebecca... 412 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:20,950 And she asked me to make sure 413 00:16:21,087 --> 00:16:23,295 you play polka music when she's at the free throw line 414 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,502 which she is, right now. 415 00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:28,193 So? Really? 416 00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:29,987 'Cause he told me if I ever played a polka 417 00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:32,056 during the game, she'd have my head. 418 00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:33,480 Oh, yeah, yeah, but that's from before. 419 00:16:33,504 --> 00:16:34,539 No, that's all over. 420 00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:36,160 Really? 421 00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,538 Eddie, why in heaven would I make something like that up? 422 00:16:52,957 --> 00:16:55,130 Louder, Eddie. Play it louder. 423 00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:04,477 Oh, Nora, what a cutie you are. 424 00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:06,960 Okay, I don't get it. They live in a giant peach? 425 00:17:07,098 --> 00:17:08,258 Yeah. You know what, Patrick? 426 00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:10,414 Let's turn off the TV. Maybe we can do some reading. 427 00:17:11,617 --> 00:17:14,444 Oh, Mabel, Mabel, sweetie, it's okay. 428 00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:16,653 Whee, I'm going to play soccer. 429 00:17:17,066 --> 00:17:18,618 Wheeee! 430 00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:20,826 Claire, maybe don't kick the ball in here. 431 00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:23,584 You know what? You're not helping at all. Claire! 432 00:17:23,723 --> 00:17:25,965 It seems to me it's kind more of an outside game. 433 00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:27,907 Maybe you... we could take you to... 434 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,517 Goal! 435 00:17:29,656 --> 00:17:31,701 Patrick, it's so good that you're excited for your sister. 436 00:17:31,725 --> 00:17:32,845 Do you have any other tapes? 437 00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:36,381 I mean, this tape is ridiculous. It's about... 438 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:38,140 Soccer! I want to play soccer! 439 00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:42,866 Just give me one... All right! 440 00:17:44,659 --> 00:17:46,867 Mabel... Relax. 441 00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:48,364 You, sit down. 442 00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:49,763 Here, eat these. 443 00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:53,866 One more bark out of you, you're going to live on a farm. 444 00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:57,007 Sit down. Watch James and the giant peach 445 00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:58,345 and somehow deal with the fact 446 00:17:58,421 --> 00:18:00,801 that they live in a giant peach. All right? 447 00:18:00,939 --> 00:18:02,249 All right. All right? 448 00:18:02,387 --> 00:18:03,560 All right. All right. 449 00:18:08,457 --> 00:18:09,526 Hey! 450 00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:10,734 What happened? 451 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,286 The electric bill. I'm going to kill him. 452 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:19,150 One child. 453 00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:20,288 What was that? 454 00:18:20,426 --> 00:18:23,047 We are having one child and one child only. 455 00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:24,495 Okay. 456 00:18:24,599 --> 00:18:25,714 Just thought you should know. 457 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,221 All right. Everybody, if you would, 458 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,980 now that we're all here, please raise your glasses 459 00:18:31,118 --> 00:18:32,704 and I just... I want to thank you all 460 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,463 for coming to celebrate my news 461 00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:36,601 and I got to say I'm not that surprised 462 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,947 that I won the award. 463 00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:39,430 Oh, my God. 464 00:18:39,568 --> 00:18:41,775 I always knew you were a genius. 465 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:42,913 Did you really? 466 00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:45,570 Yes. Since you got that "A" in English. 467 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,777 And after Debbie, that was really like a miracle. 468 00:18:47,915 --> 00:18:48,915 Ma! 469 00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:50,098 Okay, okay, okay, let's not... 470 00:18:50,122 --> 00:18:51,640 Hey, this is just so typical. 471 00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:53,134 Oh, please, Debbie, don't get started. 472 00:18:53,158 --> 00:18:54,158 Oh! 473 00:18:54,227 --> 00:18:55,434 Happy, happy. 474 00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:58,554 Why don't you just admit it? 475 00:18:58,607 --> 00:19:00,021 You always thought Paul was smarter. 476 00:19:00,159 --> 00:19:03,125 No, Deb, I don't think that's what's being said here. 477 00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:05,885 Debbie was always very popular. 478 00:19:06,023 --> 00:19:07,171 You see? You see what I'm saying? 479 00:19:07,195 --> 00:19:08,275 Deb, nobody's comparing us. 480 00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:09,851 We're not comparing you to me. 481 00:19:09,989 --> 00:19:12,109 We're simply here to celebrate that, in and of itself, 482 00:19:12,231 --> 00:19:13,231 I am extraordinary. 483 00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:14,852 Oh! 484 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:16,270 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what? 485 00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:17,335 I have to be somewhere. 486 00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:18,750 Where? Borneo. 487 00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:20,198 Deb... Shut up. 488 00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:21,336 I'll call you tomorrow. 489 00:19:21,405 --> 00:19:22,405 Debbie, come on. 490 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,613 Come on, Debbie. He didn't mean it. 491 00:19:25,752 --> 00:19:26,924 Clam? 492 00:19:31,132 --> 00:19:33,098 I mean, how did she ever get it in her head 493 00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,236 that I think you're smarter than her? 494 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,547 Well, do you? Do you think I'm smarter than her? 495 00:19:37,686 --> 00:19:41,031 Yes, but the point is how did she ever get it in her head? 496 00:19:41,169 --> 00:19:43,238 Well, you know, if I may, 497 00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:46,496 maybe... Maybe you could have given a little more care to protect her feelings. 498 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:47,905 Are you telling me this is my fault? 499 00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:49,240 No, I'm just thinking, you know, 500 00:19:49,378 --> 00:19:51,423 that you could rise above the fray. You be the big person... 501 00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:54,206 Are you telling me how to raise my child? 502 00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:56,310 No, not at all. Who do you think you are? 503 00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:57,527 Mother, I'm simply saying... 504 00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:58,620 Burt, get the coats! 505 00:19:58,759 --> 00:20:00,725 Well, what about the garlic bread? 506 00:20:00,863 --> 00:20:03,208 Burt, get the coats! 507 00:20:03,346 --> 00:20:04,866 You know, I want to tell you something. 508 00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:08,244 There's genius and then there's wise guy. 509 00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:11,452 Ira: Aunt Syl, come on. Don't take offense. Aunt Syl! 510 00:20:13,659 --> 00:20:15,555 Well, they really didn't take what I said 511 00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:17,487 in the spirit in which it was intended. 512 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:20,385 I'm really trying to give them the benefit of my perspective. 513 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,006 Which, not to be egotistical, 514 00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:23,844 I think that coming from me, at this point in time... 515 00:20:23,868 --> 00:20:25,075 Would you excuse me? 516 00:20:25,213 --> 00:20:26,282 What? 517 00:20:32,422 --> 00:20:33,560 What is it with people? 518 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,837 I don't know. You know, Pauly, listen. 519 00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:39,009 I hope you don't mind. I had to drop the poster at the printer. Right? 520 00:20:39,147 --> 00:20:41,630 I went with Buchman: Come Meet the Family. 521 00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:43,528 Really? 522 00:20:43,631 --> 00:20:45,631 It's gonna be fine. 523 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,667 I'm just wondering, should we add something to it? 524 00:20:50,219 --> 00:20:51,288 Maybe at the bottom. 525 00:20:51,426 --> 00:20:53,013 Winner of the Vandergraft genius award. 526 00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:54,531 Huh? Something like that? 527 00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,462 Huh? The seminal work from our genius. 528 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,600 Stop! 529 00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:58,704 The stuff of genius. 530 00:20:58,773 --> 00:20:59,773 Okay. All right. 531 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,123 Wait, wait, wait, wait a second! 532 00:21:08,741 --> 00:21:10,741 They have never gotten me. 533 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,640 Okay, baby, here we go. 534 00:21:23,779 --> 00:21:25,124 Show us what you got. 535 00:21:25,503 --> 00:21:26,538 Sure? 536 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,711 Am I sure? Absolutely. You got nothing. 537 00:21:28,849 --> 00:21:30,228 You got nada. Zip. 538 00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:32,022 All right, Ira. 539 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,885 All right, first of all, you traveled. 540 00:21:38,023 --> 00:21:40,955 Secondly, I'm in, like, Hush Puppies here. 541 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:42,507 Come on. Let's go. 542 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,266 All right. 543 00:21:46,646 --> 00:21:48,267 You play miniature golf? 544 00:21:48,405 --> 00:21:49,646 No, miniature golf. 545 00:21:49,785 --> 00:21:53,337 No. Uh, backgammon? Parcheesi? Checkers? 546 00:21:53,475 --> 00:21:55,062 Any sitting games?